Dog Logic

A friend of mine posted on her blog a set of rules for playing with her son (http://peepnroosmom.name/2008/02/03/just-so-everybodys-clear.aspx). These rules showcase a little boys' logic. This logic is universal with all little boys.

I started thinking about logic, and realized even dogs use logic. Here is Dog Logic:

• If something is unfamiliar - Bark at it.
  
• If something is unfamiliar and has a smell - Roll in it.


• If something is unfamiliar, has a smell, and is filthy - Chew it.


• If something is unfamiliar, has a smell, is filthy, and you can't figure out what it is - Eat it.
  

Remember, you can't argue with Dog Logic; you can only clean up after it.