My Odd Thoughts

I read a headline the other day about a truck carrying 14 tons of Oreo cookies overturning.
My Odd Thought: I wondered to myself if they sent a tanker truck filled with milk to the scene to help with the clean up.
I had later heard that two lanes of I-80 were closed as authorities cleaned up the cookies.
My Odd Thought: I pictured all the worker as cookie monsters in yellow reflective vests and hard hats.

I was driving to work the other morning and I got behind a old Honda that had one of those flip top DVD players sitting on its dash. We have all been behind one of these cars, with it playing a Disney movie for the kids. This wasn't one of those cars; this guy was watching a porn DVD.
My Odd Thoughts: What job does he have that he has to watch a porn before going in.
As he drove away I saw the car lurching as he shifted gears.
My Odd Thought: Thank God it's a manual transmission.